Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Get Better Tech Support

I think if all tech support personnel spoke English as a second language, the overall tech support incident would be resolved faster and more efficiently. This is only true if the tech is fully and ably qualified to respond on your problem. Why you ask? If I have a hard time understanding the tech, then I MUST listen more closely to what is being said to comply with and respond to their questions or solution tips.

How to Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

Instructions on how to clean your toilet:

  1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

  2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

  3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

  4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

  5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and 'rinse'.

  6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

  7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

  8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

Follow these tips and both your toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

The Dog

Contributed by: Thom Goodrich